i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
