what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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