things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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