Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
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Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
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He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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