I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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