I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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