I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
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