i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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