I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
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i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
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I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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