come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
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I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
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I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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