was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
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