I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
