You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
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