please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
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He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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