Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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