Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
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My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm always down for nudity.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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