D3 body, D1 cock
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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