This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
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Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Note to self: the judgement that occurs when unrolling your last 5 which was used to snort drugs the night before, to pay for alcohol before noon on a Monday is worth just sucking it up and taking an overdraft fee.
Wait a min, you had drugs last night?!
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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