The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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