so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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