Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
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dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
as a side note pls kill me
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