Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
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She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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