YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
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I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
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he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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