YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
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