If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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