Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
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Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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