At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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