She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
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I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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