he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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