I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
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Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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