i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
tell your sister to shave her snatch
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
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