You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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