Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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