they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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