It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
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the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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