Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Every concussion has its silver lining
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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