I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
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Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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