I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
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VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
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