You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
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No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.