we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
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I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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