He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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