SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Randomize
