I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
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her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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