Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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