Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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