I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Little spoons don't ask big questions
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
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So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
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The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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