i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
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He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
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You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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