The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
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The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
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There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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