did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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