i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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