He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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