you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
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I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
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Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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