kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.