just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
How did I end up in the pool?!
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We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.